Why Can't America Have Nice Things?
Reactions to Tucker Carlson's short Moscow videos (particularly the subway comparison below) continued to pour in on Thursday, from everyone from U.S. Senators to billionaire hedge fund managers. I spent some time engaging with them on X via my personal account, and while many attacked Tucker and Russia, none could explain why Moscow can have clean and safe public transportation while no large city in the U.S. can.
TC Shorts: The Moscow Subway Station pic.twitter.com/xX8qRrda3X
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) February 14, 2024
Here is a sample of some of the attacks used by Tucker haters and responses to them.
Better To Live Free In Moscow, Idaho
They arrested people for singing psalms outside in Moscow, Idaho, Bill. https://t.co/7s0CYL3dla pic.twitter.com/pZyHYU4ZRA
— Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓 (@BonifaceOption) February 13, 2024
Moscow Isn't Russia
👉Tucker described Moscow, not the entire country.
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 13, 2024
👉Moscow's clean & safe public spaces benefit ordinary Russians more than oligarchs. The scandal is that our cities aren't as clean and safe.
👉Parts of Russia are too cold for plumbing: https://t.co/PQ2NCKnJyO
Russia Is Poorer Than America
Most people’s reactions are probably going to be wonder that we have worse cities than statistically poorer countries.
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 15, 2024
This isn’t really different from @Chris_arnade’s recent invidious comparison of New York to Sofia, except Arnade offered a politically correct theory to…
A journalist should do that, but in the meantime, don’t you wonder why New York’s subways can’t be nicer than those of a middle income country like Russia? https://t.co/TQeWMzQXiP
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 15, 2024
Russia Is Probably Spending Too Much On Its Subways
Probably less than New York’s MTA does, but whatever they spend, it’s worth it. The funny thing to me about Adam’s reaction is how it’s just pointing and sputtering.
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 15, 2024
Ironically, the only attempted apologia for America’s subway squalor I’ve seen comes from a Russian. https://t.co/juOMR67YoC
It’s only worth giving your people clean and safe public transportation if it attracts American expats? Weird take.
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 15, 2024
Tucker Is Up To Something Nefarious
A dodge of what? You think Tucker is a traitor for pointing out that Moscow is clean and safe and offers an enviable quality of life for its residents? Is he a traitor for saying the same about Tokyo and Singapore, as he did earlier this week?
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 15, 2024
Tell us what Tucker is up to.
Moscow Subways Are All Thanks To Stalin
When Stalin died in 1953, the Moscow Metro had 40 stations and 4 lines. Today, it has 258 stations, and 14 lines, some of which were built only a few years ago, and they're beautiful too. https://t.co/mmX9AKhZct
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 16, 2024
This Is About America, Not Russia
Many commenters seemed to forget that Tucker's reporting was ultimately about America, not Russia. One example of this was billionaire hedge fund manager Clifford Asness attacking Tucker as a "sick, dictator-lover".
Cliff, why can’t we have nice things like the Russians? We used to. pic.twitter.com/wZHzU0E9ZQ
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 16, 2024
Ironically, Asness himself had pointed out earlier this week how Americans don't get their tax money's worth when it comes to government competence.
Here’s a better example.
— Clifford Asness (@CliffordAsness) February 13, 2024
When you pay more and more to the government for less and less competence. https://t.co/O89rjWKUwN
Hopefully, after the dust settles, instead of calling their fellow Americans "useful idiots", American elites will be shamed enough to the example of Moscow to give their constituents a better quality of life.
Why can’t Americans have nice things, Senator? It’s a reasonable question.
— David Pinsen (@dpinsen) February 16, 2024
The ones who sound like Soviets today are the Americans trying to minimize the miracle (from our perspective) of clean and safe public spaces in Moscow.
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